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Where Are the Customers' Yachts? or A Good Hard Look at Wall Street
By: Fred, Schwed,; Schwed Jr, Fred; Jr., Schwed, Fred,

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1955 edition of the 1940 investment classic. The title is derived from the old Wall Street joke about a visiting client who was receiving a tour of Wall Street. The guide pointed to the East River and said, " There are the yachts of the powerful Wall Street Brokers," to which the gentleman replied, "Where are all the Customers' yachts?" Full of wit and wisdom of the street.

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"Once I picked it up I did not put it down until i finished...What Schwed has done is capture fully - in deceptively clean language - the lunacy at the heart of the investment business." - From the Foreword by MICHAEL LEWIS, Bestselling author of Liar's Poker

This hilarious portrait of everyday Wall Street and its denizens rings as true today as it did when it was first published in 1940. Writing with a rare mixture of wry cynicism and bonhomie reminsicent of Mark Twain and H.L Mencken, Fred Shhwed, Jr., skewers everyone including himself in his brilliant send-ups of bankers, brokers, traders, investors, analysts, and hapless customers.

"How great to have a reissue of a hilarious classic that proves the more things change the more they stay the same. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent." - MICHAEL BLOOMBERG President, Bloomberg, LP

" of the funniest books ever written about Wall Street." - JANE BRYANT QUINN, The Washington Post

"It's amazing how well Schwed's book is holding up after 55 years. About the only thing that's changed on Wall Street is that computers have replaced pencils and graph paper. Otherwise, the basics are the same. The investor's need to believe somebody is matched by the advisor's financial advisor's need to make a nice living. If one of them has to be disappointed, it's bound to be the former." - JOHN ROTHCHILD, Author, A Fool and His Money, Financial Columnist, Time magazin

"A delightful classic and reminder of excesses past and how little things change." - BOB FARRELL, Senior Vice President, Merrill Lynch

FRED SCHWED, JR., was a professional trader who had the good sense to get out after losing a bundle (of mostly his own money) in the 1929 crash. Some years later, he published a children's book titled Wacky and the Small Boy. Wacky became a bestseller, and Schwed went on to draw further on his experience in writing Where Are the Customers' Yachts? His publisher said of him, "Mr. Schwed has attended Lawrenceville and Princeton and has spent the last ten years on Wall Street. As a result, he knows everything there is to know about children."

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Table of Contents:
Financiers and Seers.

Customers--That Hardy Breed.

Investment Trusts--Promises and Performance.

The Short Seller--He of the Black Heart.

Puts, Calls, Straddles, and Gabble.

The ``Good'' Old Days and the ``Great'' Captains.

Investment--Many Questions and a Few Answers.

Reform--Some Yeas and Nays.

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